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15.06.2025 09:37

So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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